Nerdy

Nerdy
A Tribute to Jane Austen

Saturday, July 16, 2011

MAGIC
Wizard...
Witch...
Fairies...
Trolls...
 Adventures beyond imaginations, I have always wanted a life like that. But I would never thought I will get it! I mean, I just need another story. Something to get of my chest.

My life gets kind of boring, I just need something that I can tell.

Well now I am telling you!

I started of my day  like the usual. School. Which means I have to endure 7 hours of hazardous bullies, ignorant teachers, bitching girls, annoying Jocks and stereotype society. A conducive environment for a student to learn, isn't it?  Typical... Started the school with Social Studies class. 'yeah...' and later would be free period which in school term get-your-ass-back-in-class-and-do-your-homework. So much for freedom...

We were to have a trip today, to some place which is boring as hell. Well might as well enjoy my ' freedom' while it lasted. On the bus, were the Jocks and the Popular Girls sitting at the back of the bus. Figures... Nerds and Geeks sitting at one corner of the buss. The Emos were all sulking opposite the Nerds and Geeks. Me? I'm just normal enough to place myself without any groups. I'm a lone ranger. I took a pencil and my sketch book. My earphone and my iPad, blast the music in my ear. I know, I might be semi deaf by the time I'm 40, but who cares? carried by the music I sketched.

Suddenly, I was looking at myself drawing. I mean, literally! I see myself drawing in the bus! WTH?? I felt my body was pulled to another place, I was transported to another land. I mean ANOTHER land, not New York anymore! It like my soul was trapped in another dimension!! What did I eat?? I'm not dead. am I???

"Hey! What the hell is going on?!" I landed on my butt! I mean seriously!
"Milady! Milady Anna! It really is you!" A weird old man with a white robe came towards me with a staff that looked like Merlin's staff!!
"Back off!! Don't.Come.Any.Closer!!"
"But Milady, your highness is-" I cut him before could finish his sentence.
"I'm not some high lady or what ever!! so stop calling me Milady!Who are you?! And where the heck am i anyway?!"
"Milady, I'm the high priest, old Mage. Your're now in the land of Ornoch, where his highness Lord Zathest, your husband, rule with prosperity and justice. You don't remember?"
"Like hell!! I'm not married yet!! And I'm sure as hell don't know any Zathewys!!" I screamed.
"Lord Zathest, your ladyship." he corrected me in his most annoying tone!!
"Whatever!! I don't care!!"
"Perhaps your ladyship is tired and having some disorientation from the journey. Maids! come and serve our lady!" A few woman came out wearing a maids outfit, the one with the white aprons and long black skirts.
"I'm not going anywhere until I got my explanation!" I threw a fit and refuse to be taken away! I'll admit that I'm acting like a child! who wouldn't be in this situations??
I thought the ladies would not be able to control me, but i was wrong! seriously wrong!! they just lift me up and my body went numb! what do they eat?? steroids?? I was carried to a room, trying my best to struggle out from the gripped of the lady that carried me.

"Let me down!!" I was only put down after they reached at a room, very grand, would cost a fortune!! they placed me on the bed, my body is still numb from their gripped. They left me there, alone! I tried to stand but the numbness is still there.

Then something move beside me....
Something black...
No... it couldn't be....
Argh!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!PLEASE NOOOO!!!

what happeneds next??

Friday, July 15, 2011

Just a story...

Okay guys.... this has got nothing to do with 'I Just Want To Say..' this is just a side story that I've wrote during class... and a few little extra here and there...

The air was cold. Water droplets trickle from the leave. It was a calm morning, the birds stretches its wings and flies trough the field. The feel of the cold window slowly replaced by heat, the musical harmonies tunes from the bird chirping with the light snore from my elder sister. The first ray of the sun hits the trees, shines through my window. The heat from the ray warmed my skin from the previous cold of the night.

I decided to take a walk. Taking my coat with me, I ventured out to the barn. Soaking in the morning light, it was  very peaceful. The sound of clucking chickens and mooing cows, life in the country side is just different than in the city.


This is my first day living with my aunt and uncle along with my sisters. It was the beginning of our summer holiday since our mum would be working and will have no time to spend with us during the holiday. Do not pity me, I actually liked it. I get to spent time alone with myself, painting and writing my stories. I find it rather exciting catching something in my paintings that no one else can see and imagining something, a fantasy, that only I know what is in my world.

"Good morning Jane. You're up early. I see your going somewhere." A middle aged woman with red copper hair and sparkling blue eyes greets her. She smiled showing her dimples on both of her cheeks, her freckles fade with age and she was holding a bucket of vegetable.

"Good morning Aunt Mabel. I was going to take a walk in the woods for a while, for sightseeing."
"Okay then, be back before breakfast. Be careful dear, don't lost your way home, the woods is pretty vast."
"I will Aunt Mabel. See you later."

 I went in to the woods, amazed by the beauty it holds. The mystic of this woods does not fade with time, it is still intact after all this years. The last time I went here was when I was 7 years old. I still remember that this forest used to be my playground. I always played here with a boy whom I don't remember much. Very Victorian Era like, I love the woods.

 Desktop Wallpaper · Gallery · Nature 
 The light of morning on the forest paths - Olympic National Park

I could almost imagine Pride and Prejudice took place here. If I were Jane Austen I would really love it if I would to be buried here. As I lay my head down to one of the tree, I started to dream of my stories, that would took place here, where my characters would be alive.

Then, I heard something. A music, a saxophone. Playing Kenny G's Song Bird, it matched with the whistling breeze of the woods. Without me knowing it, I followed the tunes. Trudging the rocky path, I walked toward one clearing in the woods. There a guy surrounded by birds, I know! Its impossible! No way birds would be near to him that close! Those cute and fluffy birds!

Amaze by the sight, I hid myself to spy on him. (Stalker much?) Anyway, as he was playing his saxophone, more birds were going near him. How many birds can this guy attract? 

He stopped, in the middle. He then started to feed the birds. I want to be able to do that... I want to touch the birds, I guess the birds felt my scary aura and flew away from the guy. But some of the birds flew right to me and pecked me on the head! 

"No! Shoo! Shoo!! Stop it!! Argh!!" 
It was really scary and painful! I thought they were going to pecked my eyes out!! It always ended up like this, I love animals but they all hates me. Again... story of my life. 

"Enough!" The guy said. The birds instantly stop pecking me and flew away. What magic does this guy used? how come he can control birds and I can't? Argh.... this is so unfair. 

"Are you okay?" He asked. I looked at him and nodded.
"Few scratches but I'm okay." Yeah right. Like having my hair looked like a bird nest and my scratched up face would be consider as Okay. But I'm alive with all body parts still intact, that's something.

"Here, let me help you up." Wow... a gentleman, rather hard to find a guy like him nowadays, I thanked him for that.
"What are doing in this woods? So early too."
"I was taking a stroll. Heard you played the saxophone, went here without knowing that I might be attacked by birds." He laughed, which offended me.
"I don't find pecked by birds to be something funny." I scowled at him. 
"I'm sorry, but it is not always something like this happened." He said. Forget him of being a Gentleman, he's an asshole.
"Well I'm sure you have had your morning humor today." I would not be ridiculed especially by a guy who just happened to play the saxophone. 
"Well I do. It really did brightens up my day."
"I'm sure it does." I said sarcastically. I would not be the but of the joke for this guy. He is the most ridiculed, annoying, arrogant, most insensitive and very self indulgent guy I have encountered in my whole life!

I walked back to where I came from, stomping all the way with my scratched face. My fine morning turns out to be a real disaster, why can't I have a normal, peaceful day? Why can't I meet a normal guy when I'm on a vacation? STORY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

I Just Want To Say...

12th Jun 2011

I was looking at him again today... I just don't get it, why would I be attracted to him?? I mean, it not like there are many other guys in the world right? yeah! I know! I should just venture out. But you see, I love photography and I love the scene in my college. Its to die for!! Well for someone who is a photography mania like me, it is to die for. Any way, I was in my room looking at the picture that I'd took a few days ago. I was going to paint the scene, I love to paint anyway...so why not!

The pictures that I'd taken were all a blur, well some of them did turn out to be good! I need a new lens for my DSLR lens... that's what I thought. Okay.... way out of topic... I was talking about him right? yeah well here goes..

See.. he was playing basketball like always.... and I was walking along the court. One plant seriously catch my attention, I took a picture of it, but my photography instinct took over. I started to shot at a different angle, and it was great and all. then suddenly "LOOK OUT!!" I was so not looking when something hit me at the back of my head. All I could think of is my camera.. my DSLR camera, my lens!! I was lying on the ground when someone ask me whether I'm okay..
They have got to be kidding me right?

"The heck!!!!! Hey!! Do I LOOK LIKE I"M OKAY???????" I was seriously irritated, they want to hit me? fine! But no one, I mean no one interfere when I'm shooting something!!!
They're going to have it! I turn around there he was... all my anger just *Poof* fade! just like that!! Argh!!! I hate myself when this happened!!

All I could do was staring at him, gawking and go all goo-goo eyes to him!!
"Are you okay?"
"Ermmm..... urh....."
" I guess you need to sit rest that head of yours for a while."
"ae..... err,,.... "
"Hey... are really okay?? I mean do you need me to take you to the nurse or something??"
My head just respond, its nodding!! Damn head!!

Okay... I think the best thing that happened to me was today... he helped me up and carried me to the nurse. Well... not in bridal style... but close enough for me to hear his heart beat.. I think I'm in heaven....

If I die right now I wouldn't mind it...... any way... it was a great thing I guess... but now I need a new camera.... story of my life....


My Gallery:







Ps: all from internet... my idea, no connection wat so ever to the dead or living... so dnt sue....

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

I Just Want To Say...

10th June 2011

Guys... I have heard something very beautiful today...
Okay, it all started.....

In the early morning, where people still haven't come yet. I was walking towards my class to set up my camera. I want to get a shot from the roof. The Dawn in Urban, its 1 of my prospect to catch a  perfect view of the dawn in my college. I've taken a few of sunset and night's already, but haven't got the chance to wake up early in the morning.

So as I was setting up my tripod on the roof, I heard a beautiful melody that it rendered me numb and speechless. I felt like the melody whisked me from my world and into another world that is very bleak and dark. But as the music goes along it make my heart beats faster and faster. Like it want to get out from the bleak world and out to find the one who could give me the hope. Then.... It stops!

I felt really taken aback, the only thing that can make me feel like that is when I'm looking sat a picture that really is full of emotions. I got back to my camera, shooting away. The melody did wondrous thing to my view for my picture, I have taken a scene where it is very peaceful and full of energy that I'm surprise to see the pictures. I have to say, who ever is playing that piano is really talented!

So I started my day really unusual today. I hope tomorrow I could hear another one of that music! and I hope I could see more of my specimen...

My gallery:








P/S: Everything is just made up! the name, the story, everything!! It got nothing to do with anyone, the pictures are just taken from internet, and its my blog... so don't sue me!

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

I Just Want To Say...

08th June 2011

There was once a girl who love to take pictures and observe all things that moves. Some called her weird, but to her the others are weird. Anyway, one day she found a live specimen that could be used as a model for her work. So she started to observe her specimen. Taking pictures that could be used for her project, and made an observation.

By the way, The specimen is to be refer to as Vincent. She observe her specimen's life and activities. Also the cliques that he associates with.

Her finding are as follows:

Name: Vincent Ash Maurer
D.O.B: 20 July 1991
Type: Popular
Fav. Food: Apple
Fav. Colour: Blue
Hobby: Basketball
Achievements:
    Modelling carrier:
- DKNY
- Nike Air

    Magazines appearance:
- Vogue
- CLARA
- MEN


It is very rare to find a specimen living in the her atmosphere where all would be average. This is like finding gold in the middle of the desert.

The specimen is said to be related to Mario Maurer,

The main attraction of this specimen is his eyes.

One look can melt the heart of many girls, behaviorism is likely to be accepted through out the college.

In the world of an observer, he or he are not supposed to be influenced by their subject. If they do, they need to remove themselves from the specimen in order to maintain clear justification towards their work.

Then why do I have this feeling?
Am I jealous of the girls around him??
Do I like my project?
More to the point... Do I like him??
Maybe yes, Maybe No... I don't know...